Someone complained the other day that the upcoming Freeman Holiday Lights tour something something War on Christmas, and as much as I would like to engage in this Christmas tradition and/or debate in futility, I simply don't have the time this year. Because I'm making a holiday lights map!
Did you know that I've been adding Easter Eggs to it for at least five years? Yes, there have been cats.
Short hot take: The War on Christmas was over before it ever began, and Christmas won, by a landslide. Look around you. You can't escape it even if you wanted to.
WAR OVER.
this just ended every war forever https://t.co/QPeslZ6zse
— Mezrahi, Samir (@samir) December 7, 2015
So let's skip the unnecessary outrage, at least for a bit, and enjoy the holidays. And because you're nice you get to see the map as I work on it. Don't tell my boss.***
Person of the Year, but NO TOUCHY!
Terrible person of the year wrote the book on what he's currently doing.
Renting, good. Space, better.
Editorial about editorial.
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One video:
Channing Tatum Says 8 Hateful Things to a Kitten
Don't be hatin', Channing.
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The Four:
* There is light at the end of the sinkhole.
* “This mayor will be in office until Jan. 1, and what is he going to do next, blame me for the burning of Kingston by the British?”
* Bikes, donated.
* Signals, mixed.
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One cat: Don't be hatin', kitty.The uprising has begun. ht @ciphergoth pic.twitter.com/DFM9Jeerg8— Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed) December 6, 2015
Yesterday's Internet, Today! doesn't say mean things to kittens.
