There have been more ideas from community hippies since I last told you about this socialist menace.
So without further ado, here they are:
Said Reidelbach, "We ended our press release by speculating that one day, Chomsky may find a sweetheart, one that's quite a bit bigger than he. And, while we don't have any plans for that at the moment, you never gnow with gnomes. Anyway, we still think we have the world's cutest garden gnome."