* Esquire's John Hendrickson paid to have a fake girlfriend. But I found out she's been fake cheating on him this whole time. Fictitious fake people shouldn't exist.
* Research shows people believe question headlines before applying the question mark? Fake news sites shouldn't exist.
* Fake newsman should exist. But he will leave.
* "We are getting the life sucked out of us," says the Saugerties schools superintendent without hyperbole because the governor is a vampire?
* This person will be making an announcement about making an announcement. I also have an announcement.
* ... and you're not going to win.
One cat: Fat cat art never gets old. NEVAH!
One Google Glass photo: Billy Costello, the champ. Here's the story behind the statue. Behind him is a Steve Heller's sculpture. Here's the story behind Steve Heller.
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