Christmas won. Turn the lights on.
Someone complained the other day that the upcoming Freeman Holiday Lights tour something something War on Christmas, and as much as I would like to engage in this Christmas tradition and/or debate in futility, I simply don't have the time this year. Because I'm making a holiday lights map!
Did you know that I've been adding Easter Eggs to it for at least five years? Yes, there have been cats.
Short hot take: The War on Christmas was over before it ever began, and Christmas won, by a landslide. Look around you. You can't escape it even if you wanted to.
So let's skip the unnecessary outrage, at least for a bit, and enjoy the holidays. And because you're nice you get to see the map as I work on it. Don't tell my boss.this just ended every war forever https://t.co/QPeslZ6zse— Mezrahi, Samir (@samir) December 7, 2015
Person of the Year, but NO TOUCHY!
Terrible person of the year wrote the book on what he's currently doing.
Renting, good. Space, better.
Editorial about editorial.
Channing Tatum Says 8 Hateful Things to a Kitten
Don't be hatin', Channing.
* There is light at the end of the sinkhole.
* “This mayor will be in office until Jan. 1, and what is he going to do next, blame me for the burning of Kingston by the British?”
* Bikes, donated.
* Signals, mixed.
Yesterday's Internet, Today! doesn't say mean things to kittens.