Not you, Greenpeace, you suck.
Welcome to 'Yesterday's Internet,' a new and probably soon to be discontinued feature in which I pass on to you the links I ran into yesterday on the twitters and try to string them together like the Downtown Kingston lights seen above.
Can this be done coherently? Of course not! But this is the Internets, so:
This week's in OOPS!
Boston dot com: OHAI GUYS WE GOT THIS EMAIohnevermind.
Ellenville police are getting body cameras. Malcolm Gladwell is getting pounded. Hollywood actors are getting kisses.
TODAY'S JOURNO'S JAERB: The Center for Investigative Reporting is seeking a community manager with, "A strong opinion on the pronunciation of “GIF."
It's pronounced "GIF," obvs.
The Daily Freeman's 2014 Holiday Lights tour is out and there's a cat and other Easter Eggs and if you're too lazy to look it here it is.
That wasn't that hard to follow, now, was it?
Whatevs! MOLOTOV, everyone!