Keanu Reeves', um, acceptance speech at the, eh, Woodstock Film Festival, introduced by, errrr, Vera Farmiga, who's very pregnant

New discoveries:

* Keanu Reeves makes Vera Farmiga have Braxton Hicks contractions.
* Reeves in Hawaiian means "man with four testicles." or "sheriff with no penis," or something like that.
* Vera Farmiga is a very funny lady.