From "The Statics of Cow Tipping," by Matt Semke of the University of Nebraska-Lincoln College of Engineering and Technology:
"According to these numbers, cow tipping is possible when two people are in on the prank."
Florida Senate bill:
... "It is third-degree felony for person to intentionally drag or fell by tail a bovine animal in organized sports exhibition;"
In Florida, some of you might know, dwarf tossing also is illegal.
As well as in New York.
Soon, the worlds will follow:
United Nations: Rights Panel Upholds 'Dwarf Tossing' Ban --New York Times
Dwarf contest causes row --Manchester Evening News
Alas, I'm getting ahead of myself, since I was exclusively talking about animals.
Stupid human laws for stupid humans might have to be a topic for another day.