Primary results

I wouldn't be a responsible blogger if I didn't give you information you already know.
So here are the latest primary results:

* Virginia:




P.S. Virginia: I told you last year, there is a Santa Claus. Stop bugging me.

* The old line state, Maryland:

The same (they're lazy).

* District of Columbia

Again, the same, because the district is trying to prove who's more original.
As punishment, D.C. will get (more) taxation without representation.