The evil people who'd sue the sun if it were to be too hot and their evil lawyers have forced companies and agencies to be totally stupid.
This image explains what I mean:
"The Wacky Warning Label Contest," now in its 11th year, is conducted by the Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch as part of an effort to show the effects of lawsuits on warning labels, the Associated Press reported.
Here's the winner of the contest this year.
This image is very real. It shouldn't be.
Save the signs. They need you.