Beginning with the new year, running an unlicensed free bingo game in New York will no longer be a crime punishable by as much as a year in jail.
That's right, criminals! Unlicensed bingo is illegal in this wacky state. So all those times you've been innocently playing at your church, school, senior citizen center and all those others places of mayhem, you've been breaking the law.
Let the games begin.