Saturday, August 23, 2008

Biden: The worst keep secret

There, I saved you a text message from presidential hopeful Sen. Barack Obama, who promised to tell YOU first via a text message.

His running mate will be Sen. Joseph Biden, CNN reported late Friday.

Yes, Biden was the one who said Obama was "articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy." You'll hear this till no end until November, just like you'll hear how Sen. John McCain doesn't know how many houses he has.

Television newscasts were doing biographies of Biden on Friday already, noting that the other Veep hopefuls had been notified they were not "it," and that there was Secret Service police at Biden's house.

CNN was reportedly first, so it gets the plug: