* If the salad is from a fast food place.
If you read my report on sex, sleep and KFC's Double Down burger (?), you'll be surprised to find that there are "salads" that are worse than the burger made out of animal parts piled up on one another.
The Double Down is "healthier" than Burger King's "Tendercrisp Garden Salad,
Wendy's Chicken BLT Salad With Honey Dijon Dressing and the Southwest Taco Salad with ranch dressing and tortilla strips.
See the whole report here.
And before I forget, this is why you're fat.
