Attention Super Bowl fans looking for a recipe. The following item will make your friends and family say, "My heart! Call the hospital!"

As reported by the New York Times on Tuesday, the recipe for the Bacon Explosion, ground pork rolled in pork bellies, is a hit with manly men.

Here's a slideshow.

And here's the recipe.

You'll need this:



I'm totally making a small version of this monstrosity on Sunday (I may even add some cheese) just to anger my veggie-inclined friends, who'll have to content themselves with uncooked broccoli and my special take on a Virgin Mary (vegetable juice).

If I survive, I'll tell you how it went.