State of the Union 2015 bingo: FACE BINGO edition

Every year, news organizations spend many resources creating very useful State of the Union bingo cards so that you can watch and not really pay attention to what's being said and/or clapped or tsk tsk'ed.

This year is no different.

I guess that beats the drinking games.

Anyway! I made my own because of course I did.

Here's hoping Boehner cries.

Presidential Debate 2012: Who do you think did a better job during the last debate

Presidential Debate 2012: Who do you think did a better job during the first debate?

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Barack Obama does Reddit 'Ask Me Anything'

Do you agree with President Barack Obama's support of gay marriage?

Obama speaks to the press

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Hudson Valley asks Obama Twitter questions

President Barack Obama is hosting a Twitter Town Hall at 2 p.m. and will answer questions posed on Twitter with the hashtag #askobama. Below is the video feed, and question from Twitter users in the Hudson Valley and the Catskills.*

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*: Caveat: The feed will only include area Twitter users who have identified their location.

Obama Osama Media FAIL

President Obama Speaks on Libya

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Mean Obama wants to make John Boehner cry

This is all in the spirit of fun and games, since no serious news organization would ever spend precious time or resources examining the crying by Speaker of the House John Boehner, right?

WRONG!!

And here's the rest of the State of the Salmon address. Wait, whaaa?

State of the Union, the slideshow

2011 Enhanced State of the Union Address Graphics

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Hudson Valley tweeple react to State of the Union: Salmon! Boehner almost cried! Al Franken!

State of the Union excerpts, word cloud

I'll update the cloud with the final speech for comparison purposes.

Excerpts from the State of the Union Address 2011

Here's the full text.

And here's the word cloud for that:

President Obama delivers the State of the Union Address

President Obama: Memorial in Arizona

Remarks by the President at a Memorial Service for the Victims of the Shooting in Tucson, Arizona

Video and text of President Obama on the Arizona attack and Rep. Giffords

Obama on Giffords

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