"WELCOME! Now, GET OUT!"
"LOOK! A PHOTO! TAKE A PHOTO!!!"
"If I wear a Mexican hat, nobody will notice my dirty sneakers"
"Would you talk to me about being a reporter with nothing to report on?"
"Looking for attention? Us? According to whom?"
Feel free to add your own.
(All photos via the Associated Press, because I'm in the office right now, with air conditioner)