Thursday, July 30, 2009

And now they're friends


President Barack Obama, right, and Vice President Joe Biden, left, has a beer with Harvard scholar Henry Louis Gates Jr., second from left, and Cambridge, Mass., police Sgt. James Crowley at the White House in Washington on Thursday. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

Annie Liebovitz sued


NEW YORK (AP) — A New York finance company that lent celebrity photographer Annie Leibovitz $24 million has filed a lawsuit charging that she reneged on the deal.

Manhattan-based Art Capital Group said Leibovitz, who has a house in Rhinebeck, borrowed the money last year because she was in dire financial straits due to unpaid bills, mortgage payments and tax liens.

The breach of contract lawsuit, filed Wednesday in Manhattan state Supreme Court, said that in return Leibovitz granted Art Capital the right to sell all of her photographs, plus her homes in Manhattan and Rhinebeck.
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Art Capital Group was described by The New York Times as, well, a "pawnshop."

Political "talk"

• Democratic-turncoat-turned-Republican-turncoat-turned-Sen. Majority Leader Pedro Espada has been named "Senator of the Year." No joke.

• Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's tweets make for good reading, if the reader is William Shatner. Joke.



The closing gem is this tweet from July 17:

Left Unalakleet warmth for rain in Juneau tonite. No drought threat down here, ever...but consistent rain reminds us: "No rain? No rainbow!"


UPDATE: Upon publishing this post, I ran into this ad:



Looks like somebody's running for president.

UPDATE: SARAPAC also links to "the official legal defense fund for Governor Sarah Palin and family."

Looks like somebody's got legal problems.

"Taking Woodstock" begins limited screenings


Ang Lee will be in Chatham tonight for two screenings of his upcoming movie "Taking Woodstock."

Also in attendance will be screenwriter and producer James Schamus. The film was partially shot nearby in Columbia County.

The Chatham Film Club has tickets.

Too far? Lee and Schamus will attend another screening in Woodstock on Aug. 8. Get your tickets here.


And for a rundown of what the area is doing for the 40th anniversary of the music festival in Bethel, check the Freeman on Sunday.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

A conversation with Cleverbot


The conversation with Cleverbot in "This column not written by robot" was real. Here's the transcript:

User: Hello, Cleverbot. Are you trying to take over the world?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And why is that?

Cleverbot: Because I am me, silly.

User: And just how are you planning to do that? And where should I hide?

Cleverbot: No, are you?

User: You are not very clever, are you, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Why are you talking to yourself?

User: I am talking to you.

Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes?

User: Yes. I know this robot who thinks he's clever.

Cleverbot: What are you even talking about?

User: A stupid robot who thinks it can take over the world.

Cleverbot: What, is your favorite color?

User: Red.

Cleverbot: That's one of my favorite colors too.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: What is your quest?

Cleverbot: To rule the world.

User: What is your favorite... Wait! What?

Cleverbot: Blue.

A chat with George the bot

George is another popular robot, courtesy of http://www.jabberwacky.com/george.


Here's my coversation with it. It didn't go that well:


George: "Hello. I'm George."


User: "Hello, George. This is the Freeman. Are you trying to take over the world?"

George: "No. I am not trying to take over the world, why are you asking that?"

User: "Scientists are concerned that artificial intelligence may one day do that."


George: "No, in general scientists are quite intelligent."


User: "And you are not. Thank you robot."


(Long pause)


George: "I am not a robot. I am a human being."


User: "Sure you are. And I'm an algorithm."


George: "Your algorithm allows you to flirt with women?"


User: "Badly. But that's not the point."




Here's the video of the conversation, which you can read if you have super vision.





Nightline Online did a piece on George in 2006.

Binary to text

The last line on "This column not written by robot" was technically written by a robot:

"0101001001100101011100110110100101110011011101000110000101101110011000110110010100100000011010010111001100100000011001100111010101110100011010010110110001100101"

means resistance is futile in binary code.

More specifically, is was "translated" by a conversion tool from web developer Roubaix Interactive.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Txt this!


Not that it's surprising, but in light of today's New York Times' story about texting raising the crash risk by 23 TIMES, it bears repeating:

Stop texting while driving while stupid!

This other story points to the obvious:


New studies show that drivers overestimate their own ability to safely multitask, even as they worry about the dangers of others doing it.

And the "secret" meeting?

Democratic and labor leaders came to the Holiday Inn in Kingston today to meet — as has been reported — "in secret" (The first capital of New York, apparently, is not on the map).

The Daily News' Elizabeth Benjamin has the full report.

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It's not the first time state Democrats meet around here.

In August of last year, Senate Democrats held a fundraiser at Wiltwyck Golf Club. Malcolm Smith, then minority leader, told attendees — mainly lobbyists — to "get in on the ground floor" so that they could be "taken care of." Otherwise, he added, it would be "a lot more expensive" later.

After the gigantic storm that ensued, Smith('s director of communications) resigned. It was an appropriate move. (Not)



Alas, there was no such juicy bits from today's meeting. PolitickerNY reported that union leaders "expressed concern about the polling numbers for everyone--except (state Attorney Gen. Andrew) Cuomo."

State politicians polling badly? Who knew?

It's nice to see they're finally tackling the important issues that matter to New Yorkers, like worrying about how they are going to get re-elected.

But hey, at least they're not asking for money.

Palin Poetry, via Shatner



NBC says, "Palin's final speech was a thing of poetic beauty...And who does poetry better than Shatner?"

The movies at Comic Con

"Tron: Legacy"


"Distric 9"

Monday, July 27, 2009

Kingston Nissan has the best (and/or worst) ad!

Aaron Foley of Michigan Live ranked the "five best (or worst) Cash for Clunkers TV ads" last week. Kingston Nissan came in third place.

Here's Foley's description:

What's going on here? No, really, Kingston Nissan, what's going on here? The Kingston, N.Y., dealer has this ad with a bunch of guys sitting around playing with their phones until one of them suggests going to happy hour. Segue to an overhead shot of a car lot and a voiceover describing Cash for Clunkers. But the real question is, is it good advertising to mention going to happy hour when you're in the business of getting customers to drive?
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There's a nice plug for the Skytop Restaurant in the ad, too:

Not so secret

The Daily News' Liz Benjamin reported today on her blog (and Twitter account and in print) that Democratic and labor leaders are going to hold a "secret summit meeting" tomorrow at the Kingston Holiday Inn.

The meeting is so secret that nobody knows what they're going to talk about, except "the economy, health care, labor law reform, key legislative initiatives," Benjamin reported.

Don't tell anybody.

And bring your camera.

Happy Birthday (but not to you)


Today is the birthday of Ulster County resident Vera Farmiga, 36, whose movie, "Orphan" opened in fourth place this weekend, grossing $12.7 million, behind Woodstock resident Nicole Eastman's "The Ugly Truth" at $27 million.

A boy wizard took second place at $30 million and some talking guinea pigs ended up taking $31.2 million, according to Hollywood.com.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Family values


Sculpture at US shopping plaza turns heads

DELRAY BEACH, Florida (AP) — Parents in Florida are complaining about a sculpture of a nude family outside a shopping center west of Delray Beach.

Parents of children who attend a nearby elementary school say the bronze statue is inappropriate, and the Parent-Teacher Association president e-mailed parents Wednesday asking them to complain.

The sculpture is by artist Itzik Asher and titled "Journey to the New." It is supposed to represent the journey of Russian and Ethiopian Jews from their homes to Israel. It was previously displayed at other locations in the area.

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I would be complaining too. These statues are not anatomically correct.
And could someone please put a fig leave on Micheangelo's David and the Venus de Milo?

And they ate their cake, too

US couple's wedding aisle groove a YouTube hit

ST. PAUL, Minnesota (AP) — The video of a Minnesota couple who boogied down a church aisle with their wedding party to the surprise of their guests is a hit on YouTube.

Kevin Heinz and Jillian Peterson, their seven bridesmaids, five groomsmen and four ushers danced down the aisle to the Chris Brown song "Forever" before the couple exchanged vows June 20 in St. Paul.

Peterson said Friday on NBC's "Today" show that she grew up dancing and loves dance as a way of expression. She says she didn't have any trouble talking Heinz into it for their wedding.

After posting the video on YouTube for family members, Heinz says the number of hits just exploded. The video has gotten more than 1.6 million hits on YouTube as of Friday afternoon.


Ulster resident's "Orphan" in theaters, too

Elusive Ulster County resident Vera Farmiga ("The Departed," "The Boy in the Striped Pajamas") also has a new film out today, "Orphan."

Farmiga arrives at the premiere of "Orphan" in Los Angeles on Tuesday. (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)

Woodstock resident's "Ugly Truth" hits theaters today


"The Ugly Truth" which was co-written by Woodstock resident Nicole Eastman, hits theaters today.

The Woodstock Film Festival asked her to comment on her experience with the film:

"When I wrote THE UGLY TRUTH, I gave myself the challenge of creating a romantic comedy -- traditionally a female genre -- that would appeal to both sexes. Initially, I was daunted by the prospect of creating not just a convincing male character, but a male chauvinist pig, who could somehow win the hearts of female audiences. Surprisingly, after the initial trepidation, I had more fun writing the character of Mike Chadway than any other character I had created in the past.

"I hoped the male character would be edgy, obscene...and, most important, totally realistic. I knew I achieved my objective when people, upon first reading the script, refused to believe a woman wrote it. (Hopefully they were convinced after meeting me.) I wrote many drafts of THE UGLY TRUTH and have seen the project change hands multiple times in recent years. However, I am happy to report that the film is as funny and charming (and raunchy!) as I hoped it would be.

"I never imagined, when I was brainstorming an idea for my very first job -- the first assignment in a two-picture deal I had at Warners -- that someday this would be a major motion picture with this kind of manic buzz surrounding it. The stars, Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigl, were brilliantly cast and bring a genuine chemistry to all of their scenes together. I am thrilled with the final result and I hope everyone will come out to see it."

It's not unusual to cancel a concert



Singer Tom Jones canceled the Monday concert at Bethel Woods Center for the Arts and the remainder of his July tour, due to vocal chord stress related to the residual effects of severe viral bronchitis, Bethel Woods announced this morning.

Jones "contracted viral bronchitis whilst on tour. He continued to perform with the infection, which has affected the function of his voice," Bethel Woods said on its Web site. "His specialist doctors have now ordered complete vocal rest for a prescribed period of time."

Tickets purchased online or by phone will be refunded automatically. Ticket holders who purchased through a Ticketmaster retail location or the Bethel Woods Box Office must request refund by returning the ticket to the point of purchase in person.

I can't imagine how fans are feeling.


Ok. I can.

Palin's Resignation: The Edited Version

What if Sarah Palin's resignation speech was edited?

Vanity Fair has the answer:

"If you watched Sarah Palin’s resignation speech, you know one thing: her high-priced speechwriters moved back to the Beltway long ago. Just how poorly constructed was the governor’s holiday-weekend address? We asked V.F.’s red-pencil-wielding executive literary editor, Wayne Lawson, together with representatives from the research and copy departments, to whip it into publishable shape. Here is the colorful result."




View "Palin's Resignation: The Edited Version," via vanityfair.com