I am: Waiting for my sign

I was doing some research for "Yes, we can ... get rid of catchphrases" on Sen. John McCain campaign Web site, looking for catchphrases, when I ran into this part of his site:



I decided to make a sign to illustrate the column:




Alas, I didn't get my sign, but a torrent of e-mails from what I have to assume was not John McCain at John@johnmccain.com, who called me "My Friends."

I am not making this up.

I also tried this:

I AM: Jesus
THE: Illegal Immigrant

I didn't get a sign either.