The fundamentals of the economy are strong, if the fundamentals are a doomed Sarah Palin turkey and the economy is eBay.
The "historic" bird sold for $225, according to WISHTV.com, because, you know, it came with a letter of authenticity signed by the farm's owner.
Also of note, WISHTV.com issued a "Graphic Video Warning" when posting the unintentionally cruel and widely circulated video featuring the execution of the the 37.75-pound turkey.
Alas, I have no shame. So here it is again.
Requiescant In Pace, my feathered friend.