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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Random management statement generator

To create one of the nonsensical sentences in "Bank crisis a time to calmly panic," I used the "random management statement generator."

I clicked on the "create" button six times and pieced the sentences together.

The end result was, "We need to generate ubiquitous niches to strategize integrated users in order to improve world-class systems to syndicate extensible synergies and enable enterprise content to optimize dynamic networks."

Scott Adams' "Dilbert" has a more amusing "Mission statement generator."

Here's one:

"Our mission is to proactively leverage existing unique data to allow us to interactively initiate corporate meta-services to stay competitive in tomorrow's world."

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